Joe returned home late yesterday, having stayed on at school for the Games club (he did warn me in advance that he was planning to do this).
Me: "So Joe, how was the games club?"
Joe: "I didn't go to the games club. It was too crowded. I went to Mathletes instead"
Me: (who would rather stick a fork in her eye than volunteer for Math): "So how was Mathletes?"
Joe: "It was fine."
Me: "Are you going to do it again next week?"
His Grandad would be so proud...